Well, the news angels have smiled heartily upon us this morning, folks! Because this story is BANANAS.
According to the UK’s Daily Star, so please take this will all the grains of salt in the world, Kate Middleton now has an official butt watcher. Yes, that is someone who runs around after her and makes sure all her clothing stays in place and we don’t get another asshat selling photos of the Duchesses bare bottom. If true, it’s pretty shitty that someone has to do this and we can’t just rely on people to not be creeps selling creepy photos of women’s butts. But this is the world we live in, I guess.
Finally, to put things into perspective, Kate Middleton’s backside has an employee, and that employee probably makes more money than all of us combined. Um, where do I sign up? I’ll watch butts and cuddle with Prince George for free. Kate! Call me, girl!